I think I’ve made great strides

mommyeverafter — Wed, 02 Apr 2014 12:18:46 +0000

in the sandwich department;
I know I need not tell you, as it is abundantly clear that this is a ghost cream cheese sandwich with Nutella eyes. And I also know that
I am an amazing artist.

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This is what happens

mommyeverafter — Wed, 26 Mar 2014 11:21:40 +0000

when your offers of yogurt, strawberries, cinnamon toast, french toast, cottage cheese and pancakes for breakfast are all declined…
and you are asked to make a Nutella sandwich “Of Ariel…and her dad.”
I know. I am the best artist ever. Try to contain your jealousy.
Except when I gave it to her, her initial elation turned to speculation.
“Where are Ariel and her dad?” she asked.
“They’re hugging.” I replied.
And I got my kid to eat breakfast.
The ugliest breakfast ever.
The end.

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I think I’ve made great strides

This is what happens