Mommy Ever After » stranded on a deserted island http://mommyeverafter.com Mommy Blog - Rebecca Fox Starr Sun, 09 May 2021 17:55:47 +0000 en hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.37 pat the mommy (on the back) http://mommyeverafter.com/mommyhood/mommy-can-pat-the-bunny-too/ http://mommyeverafter.com/mommyhood/mommy-can-pat-the-bunny-too/#comments Wed, 22 Sep 2010 22:33:05 +0000 http://mommyeverafter.wordpress.com/?p=875 You’re stranded on a deserted island. You can only bring one thing. Obviously, that thing would be your baby. Duh. But we’re talking objects, here. My suggestion? Pat the Bunny, of course! First, it’s entertainment. Books are always good things to have on a deserted island. Second, it has a mirror! This way, you can Continue Reading

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]]> You’re stranded on a deserted island.
You can only bring one thing.
Obviously, that thing would be your baby.
Duh.
But we’re talking objects, here.
My suggestion?
Pat the Bunny,
of course!
First, it’s entertainment. Books are always good things to have on a deserted island.
Second, it has a mirror! This way, you can always check out your new seaweed hair wrap and shell necklace, just to make sure they are fixed properly.
Obvi.
Also, the smelly flowers? Can totally be used as a rub on perfume. You’re gonna need it. You’re on an island. No soap. No deodorant. You’re gonna stink.
Flowers to the rescue!
And, finally, and most useful of all?
Daddy’s scratchy beard totally doubles as a nail file.
Trust me.
It works.
Just trust me.
Island mani/pedis, for all!
Pat the bunny,
manicure the mommy.

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