Mommy Ever After » baby diaper http://mommyeverafter.com Mommy Blog - Rebecca Fox Starr Sun, 09 May 2021 17:55:47 +0000 en hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.37 What happens http://mommyeverafter.com/mommyhood/what-happens/ http://mommyeverafter.com/mommyhood/what-happens/#comments Thu, 07 Jul 2011 23:50:07 +0000 http://mommyeverafter.wordpress.com/?p=1713 when you go for a visit to your parents’  house and take off your kid’s diaper for a quick change only to realize that Bubbie and Zeyda were fresh out of diapers, so you decide to rig up a sweet pee-protection system out of a bathingsuit bottom and a maxi pad, and then marvel at Continue Reading

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]]> when you go for a visit to your parents’  house
and take off your kid’s diaper for a quick change
only to realize that Bubbie and Zeyda were fresh out of diapers,
so you decide to rig up a sweet pee-protection system
out of a bathingsuit bottom and a maxi pad,
and then marvel at your own cleverness
and then scoff at your own hubris as she soaks through the bikini within the first five minutes
so you take off her wet suit and let her go commando?
She will crawl around for five minutes
and then pee
again
all over your parents’ oriental rug,
she will.
That’s what happens.

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