when you go for a visit to your parents’  house
and take off your kid’s diaper for a quick change
only to realize that Bubbie and Zeyda were fresh out of diapers,
so you decide to rig up a sweet pee-protection system
out of a bathingsuit bottom and a maxi pad,
and then marvel at your own cleverness
and then scoff at your own hubris as she soaks through the bikini within the first five minutes
so you take off her wet suit and let her go commando?
She will crawl around for five minutes
and then pee
again
all over your parents’ oriental rug,
she will.
That’s what happens.