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		<title>I think I&#8217;ve made great strides</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>in the sandwich department; I know I need not tell you, as it is abundantly clear that this is a ghost cream cheese sandwich with Nutella eyes. And I also know that I am an amazing artist.</p>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>in the <a href="http://mommyeverafter.wordpress.com/2014/03/26/this-is-what-happens/">sandwich department;</a><br />
<a href="http://mommyeverafter.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photo-20.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3096" src="http://mommyeverafter.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photo-20.jpg" alt="photo-20" width="490" height="656" /></a>I know I need not tell you, as it is abundantly clear that this is a ghost cream cheese sandwich with Nutella eyes. And I also know that<br />
I am an amazing artist.</p>
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		<title>I should mention&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2012 22:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Earlier today, I picked up my iPhone to find this: It seems that someone had been doing a little dialing. And, I should mention that the above Googling occurred right after I intercepted her from doing this: And, perhaps I should mention that as she was sorting through this case of beer, she was blabbing&#160;<a href="http://mommyeverafter.com/mommyhood/i-should-mention/" class="read-more">Continue Reading</a></p>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Earlier today, I picked up my iPhone to find this:<br />
<a href="https://mommyeverafter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/zzz.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2873" title="zzz" src="https://mommyeverafter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/zzz.png" alt="" width="490" height="735" /></a><br />
It seems that someone had been doing a little dialing.<br />
And, I should mention that the above Googling occurred right after I intercepted her from doing this:<br />
<a href="https://mommyeverafter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/beer.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2874" title="beer" src="https://mommyeverafter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/beer.jpg?w=225" alt="" width="225" height="300" /></a><br />
And, perhaps I should mention that as she was sorting through this case of beer, she was blabbing away, saying &#8220;Mmmmm, nummy, I love beer. Yum Yum Tummy. Wine! I love it!&#8221;<br />
So, the moral of the story is that my two year old was drunk dialing before her afternoon nap.<br />
Why?<br />
What was yours doing?</p>
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