Earlier today, I picked up my iPhone to find this:

It seems that someone had been doing a little dialing.
And, I should mention that the above Googling occurred right after I intercepted her from doing this:

And, perhaps I should mention that as she was sorting through this case of beer, she was blabbing away, saying “Mmmmm, nummy, I love beer. Yum Yum Tummy. Wine! I love it!”
So, the moral of the story is that my two year old was drunk dialing before her afternoon nap.
Why?
What was yours doing?