The following conversation may or may not have happened this evening: Me: Do you know what's a shame? Husband: What's that? Me: That you don't like peanut butter. Husband: I know. Me: Like, seriously. It's a problem. Husband: I know. Seriously. It makes no sense. Me: Seriously! How could you not like peanut butter? It's amazing. Husband: I know. I love peanuts, I ...