Today, I…

borrowed my daughter's bedazzled hair barrette and wore it out in public, ran inside, pushing the stroller, frantically, during a thunderstorm, mooned people, when my pants fell down, when I ran inside, pushing the stroller, frantically, during a thunderstorm, dried tears, startled my daughter with my "Riff Raff" impersonation from Rocky Horror, baked chocolate truffle brownies, ate chocolate truffle brownies, supervised ...