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My sister, my self.

This weekend, my Twin came to town. !!!!!!!!! I got to spend an entire, blissful, loverly 48 hours with the girl who makes me feel more like me, more like the very best version of me, than anyone else in the world. Having Twin and her most wonderful guy, whom we shall call Go Go, in our home, in our bed, as we ...

You say monokini,

I say stretch mark solution! So really, you say monokini, I say momokini. Sweeeeeet. (image via)

One of these things is not like the other,

one of these things just doesn't belong. Ahhhhh, motherhood. (And p.s. is this DVR not an embarrassment of riches? Now, if only I had the time to watch all of my Bravo....again I say, ahhhhh motherhood.)

To you…

This weekend, we had the distinct honor and unbelievable pleasure of watching our two best friends as they became man and wife. And I can't even write about it now without crying. So, for now, I will just say, here's to you, babes. To you, to life, to crazy love and to your many to-morrows together. We could not love you more.

It feels rather rosie

that my kid and my guy have both become enchanted with "Bye Bye Birdie" in the very same week. Now, if only I could get them both to learn the "Living to Do" choreography that I spent many months of the '90s perfecting then we'd really be in business. Showtunes, FTW!

You mean your toddler

doesn't insist on blinging herself out for bedtime? And another one bites the dust.

Sunday, Monday, Tu(tu)esday…

Some people have days of the week undies. Or socks. And then there are some people with days of the week tutus. Or so I've been told.

Oh, thank goodness!

She's stocked her silo for winter.

Me: “What should we make for breakfast?”

Husband: "Hmmmmm...Can we melt down all of our candy bars into one big candy soup?" To know him is to love him. And to love him is to buy bigger pants.