See this guy right up there? That would be my daughter's main squeeze. Apparently, he's also known as Elmo. Apparently, he's kind of cute. Apparently, we have a long history, as I had an original Tickle Me Elmo doll; you know, the one that people camped out at Toys R Us to buy, in the days before Ebay and ...
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My husband is under the weather. He's got a nasty sinus infection. In the land of mom this means three things: 1) He is not allowed to touch the baby without a pair of rubber gloves, a bandanna wrapped around his face and a Lysol shower. He looks like some sort of bandit dentist. 2) He is not allowed ...
11/11
Make a wish. That will be all.
Dear Hanukkah Harry, I would like one pink wardrobe. Yes, I’ve been good.
This morning, as the baby and I were munching on some Cheerios, I had 2 free minutes to thumb through a holiday gift catalog. I nearly choked on my Cheerio when I spotted this Yes, that would be a pink, personalized, full-size wardrobe for dress-up clothes. Um, has a more perfect holiday gift ever existed? Um, have you met me? So, yes, ...
So, I totalllllly planned to write,
and share pictures of my afternoon as a Disney Princess, until I accidentally conjured Lucille Ball. You see, if you are not my facebook friend, or husband, or parent, you probably don't know that I spent the evening flooding my basement. Let me just start by saying this: I'm married to a good guy. A sweet, tutu buying Princess embracing good guy. And, this good guy ...
a Halloween equation
What do you get when you take one family and add 4 Disney Princess Costumes + one pair of maternity leggings + one can of red hair spray + a half of a birthday cake + a half dozen pink cupcakes + 2 pairs of spanxx + 10 safety pins + 5 tiaras + 7 magic wands + 3 vases of pink carnations dipped in ...
One day more,
until the Princess tea to end all Princess teas. It's not every day that a certain mini baby, who just so happens to be named for a Disney Princess, has her first Halloween, which also just so happens to be during the month of her half birthday. There my have been an invitation that looked a little something like this: Hurry! Hurry! ...
3 facts
about Halloween in my family: 1) My sister sent me this photo of her costume. She and her friends are dressing as the 7 deadly sins, and quite ironically (obv), she went as gluttony. Pretty sweet, right? I know. I crack myself up, too. 2) My immediate family members and I have spent a good portion of the ...
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