In a land called my bed,
I crawled under the covers late one evening, tired from a day of salt air and sunny baby strolling.
Only, I couldn’t get comfortable. There was something irritating me in my sheets.
And so, after minutes of tossing and turning,
I decided to do some investigating. And this is what I found:

And that, my friends, is the true story
of
The Princess and The Pea.
Figures.