sick and tired of sick and tired.

This sick day  week has been rough. So, from now on, you may refer to me by my super hero moniker, The Germinator. I am scary and snotty and I wield rubbing alcohol, a nasal aspirator and sparkly bracelets. Virus, you're going down, kiddo.

Too hot to handle.

I have spent the last 3 days with a very sick baby and a very far away husband. I have spent the last 3 days covered in snot. I have spent the last three days with tissues tucked into every crevasse of my outfit. And no, I do not stuff my bra. I have spent the last three days worried ...

Lest we forget

that this week  also marks the two year anniversary of when this little rascal found his way into our lives. This is when we first caught a glimpse of him, a little ball of energy and spunk. He had been abandoned by his previous owners. He was at a dog shelter. He was named Tobey. And then the rescue ...

Want to hear something weird?

This week, it will be exactly 2 years since my little girl found her way into my belly. I like to think that she got there riding on the back of a tiny, rainbow Unicorn, but this has yet to be confirmed to me. I can't wait until she's a little older so that I can ask her! So, ...

What happens

when you go for a visit to your parents'  house and take off your kid's diaper for a quick change only to realize that Bubbie and Zeyda were fresh out of diapers, so you decide to rig up a sweet pee-protection system out of a bathingsuit bottom and a maxi pad, and then marvel at your own cleverness and then scoff ...

If that isn’t happily ever after…

Tonight, I watched as my parents, who have been together since they were 15 and 17 year old high school kids, as they sat on the front porch during a storm. As they rocked back and forth on the swinging chair, great bolts of lightening shot through the thickness of the sky. They rocked and rocked, as they shared a ...

A day in the life (at the beach).

7:40am: Roll over in bed and put my arm around the little baby who is snuggling up against me. Fight "awake" for a few minutes, wrestling with the last of my dreams, until I hear "Hi! Hi, mommy!" and smile at the day. 8:00am: Bring the baby into my parents' bed and all snuggle under the ...

Q:

How many red white and blue outfits does it take (must I pack) to dress one 14 month old for July 4th? A: Remains to be seen.

By the way, in case I forgot to mention it,

It is my hope that when my daughter is in high school, she looks back on this photo and groans; not because she is embarrassed that she lived with a mother who dressed her up for rainbow colored photo opps, but because she is embarrassed to have lived in a country where equality was, at one time, ...