and in those 20 weeks, she has gone through, approximately, 1,680 diapers, she's been to 2 different states, she's had exactly 1 bottle of formula and nursed 2,000 times, she has kissed one boy (or, licked his hand. that's 1st base in baby.), and received a grillion kisses from her mommy and daddy, she's slept in her own room twice, (with her mommy ...