daddies are people, people with children

and daddies can go ca-razy too. Like when families go to the mall, and babies pee and mommies have to change them in skeevy department store bathrooms (which, actually, aren't so skeevy, and are kind of nice, but, are heebie-jeebie-enducing, nonetheless) only to leave daddies in the baby girl clothing department. A daddy+baby girl clothing department with time to kill=