Dear Future Parents

Well, last week was fun, as I spontaneously wrote, recorded and posted a parody song set to Meghan Trainor's "Dear Future Husband". You can see my "Dear Current Husband" video on the link right there. It was taken by my five year old, in her bed, which I think is pretty apparent. Well, today was a day. Not ...

What one minute with a one-month-from four year old is like:

Kid: Mom, can you put on Sheriff Callie's Wild West where Peck plays horseshoes and is a horrible sport? Me: Sure Kid: I'm a great sport, right? Me: Yeah. (I was lying bee tee double you) Kid: Yeah! I play basketball, I play catch.. ....and she trailed off, turned away and then pivoted back, saying, "There's some strange magic here." Strange magic, indeed, ...