What do you get when you take one family and add 4 Disney Princess Costumes + one pair of maternity leggings + one can of red hair spray + a half of a birthday cake + a half dozen pink cupcakes + 2 pairs of spanxx + 10 safety pins + 5 tiaras + 7 magic wands + 3 vases of pink carnations dipped in ...
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One day more,
until the Princess tea to end all Princess teas. It's not every day that a certain mini baby, who just so happens to be named for a Disney Princess, has her first Halloween, which also just so happens to be during the month of her half birthday. There my have been an invitation that looked a little something like this: Hurry! Hurry! ...
3 facts
about Halloween in my family: 1) My sister sent me this photo of her costume. She and her friends are dressing as the 7 deadly sins, and quite ironically (obv), she went as gluttony. Pretty sweet, right? I know. I crack myself up, too. 2) My immediate family members and I have spent a good portion of the ...
Wordless Wednesday, Halloween Retrospective Edition
My dress-up retrospective... cuz everyone's doing it. And who am I to argue with some costume-related fun? Oh, and if you're in the mood for a little fun and games, try to guess which of the following photos were snapped while I was pregnant. Hint: There are more than just the obvious one. Oh, and oops. Toto, we're not wordless, anymore.
Who am I?
So, so far, my Halloween Costume consists of the following 2 items: a purple bandeau bikini top (yes it's the same one) and a pair of mint green Hardtails from 8th grade. Who am I?
must.get.this.
Need I say more?
It is she.
I am special... I am a teacher, which, in many cases, means that I am sort of a professional mom. I wipe away tears, wipe away boogies, kiss boo boos and fall in love, each and every day at work. I am special... I have been working with children "professionally" for the past 13 years (which is half of my life), and can safely say that ...
halloweirdo
Does it make me weird that my daughter, who is 6 months old, and who is not yet mobile, and who goes to bed at 7pm, has 3 unique Halloween costumes? OR does it make my daughter fabulous? OR does it make my daughter fab-boo-lous? Okay, 2 out of three ain't bad.
Mommy’s Law: The First Amendment
Mommy's Law , which has previously been defined, (by yours truly,) as (n.) An adage or maxim that states that as soon as one thinks that everything is going wonderfully, something must occur to knock one down a peg, or two, has been amended; That is to say that an addition must be made to this ...
DWP (…the remix?)
A woman whom I follow on Twitter, who also happens to be a new mom, just tweeted that she recently drove while pumping. Did you catch that? Driving While Pumping. Guess we've got to add that one to the List. Or, then again, maybe I won't.
Recent Comments by mommyeverafter
- December 17, 2014 on Let us celebrate.
- December 16, 2014 on Stay Tuned and Get Pumped! (is what I was going to say.)
- December 15, 2014 on Stay Tuned and Get Pumped! (is what I was going to say.)
- December 14, 2014 on “Trapped in the circumference of my head.”
- December 11, 2014 on No good feed goes unpunished.
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