filing nails

writing a letter

pumping

preparing a fruit salad

sterilizing bottles

feeding the dogs

doing sit-ups

braiding a challah (I haven’t actually tried this one, but it’s an educated guess)

sending a text message

or, actually, writing a text message

trying on shoes

making a smoothie

folding laundry

putting on mascara

picking up 8lb Yorkshire Terrier

eating sushi

putting the fitted sheet on a king bed (but really, is that ever so easy, anyway?)

having a functional, adult conversation that doesn’t include the words, “ma ma ma ma ma ma, who is soooooooo cute?”

flossing teeth

and

writing a blog.