Do you know what happens when you give in to your dreams of letting your child run free, with nothing reigning her  in or holding her back….
…including diapers?
You get peed on.
That’s what happens.
So, if you ever so generously decide to let your daughter do Tummy Time sans diaper,
thinking that she may appreciate a little freedom,
freedom of the most intimate kind,
remember this advice: baby commando is a big-time-no-go.
So yes, let love and creativity and imagination flow…
but let’s all leave the pee in our pants.
Or diapers, as the case may be.