text messages sent to my sister this evening:
7:33pm: at {insert restaurant name} for {insert name}’s birthday dinner
7:33pm: baby’s hungry
7:34pm: have to feed her
7:34pm: sitting on toilet to nurse her
7:34pm: oye
her response:
7:36pm: OMG
I continue:
7:36pm: OK, she passed out on the job
7:37pm: {Insert mobile phone picture of baby passed out in a milk coma}
7:45pm: walked out of bathroom
7:45pm: with David Boreanaz
7:46pm: hope I remembered to button shirt.
her response:
7:47pm: oye