This thing that happens.

There's this thing that happens with your dear mommy friends. You have babies and you don't know what the hell you're doing, so you lean on each other. You make calls like "Do you think it's OK to feed the baby a stage 3 food a week early?" or "Is it OK for the baby to sleep in ...

This is what happens

when your offers of yogurt, strawberries, cinnamon toast, french toast, cottage cheese and pancakes for breakfast are all declined... and you are asked to make a Nutella sandwich "Of Ariel...and her dad." I know. I am the best artist ever. Try to contain your jealousy. Except when I gave it to her, her initial elation turned to speculation. "Where ...

My holiday gift to you…

Readers, Dear-- I must thank you, once more, for sticking by me as I am learning navigate through this Land of Mom. We've shared our (my) ups, we've shared our (my; again.) downs, and, now, I am thrilled to announce to you that we will be sharing a very special Girls' Night Out! That's right, the moment you've all been waiting for... A Mommy, ...

the day that I got poop on my face

I am a new mother. I may work with kids, all day, every day, but to mommyhood, I am a total newbie. And I totally think I’m in the realm of calm. …Most of the time Like when my baby hiccups out of the blue…and just for a second I think she’s having some kind of spasm disorder. That’s just ...