I couldn’t write all morning
because I was busy building a brand new closet system.
I couldn’t write all afternoon
because the closet system decided to collapse on top of us, just as we were putting on the finishing touches.
I couldn’t get out of PJs all morning because this was happening outside

I  can’t get out of PJs now, because it’s nighttime and why would I bother?
Plus, remember what I told you about my closet?
The End.