The following is the exact conversation that I had with my husband over our Saturday night dinner, last evening:
Me: Remember PMS?
Husband: OMG, yes. That was one thing I did not miss while you were pregnant.
Me: [nodding] Husband: Actually, come to think of it, the whole pregnancy was just like a giant 9-month-long PMS. I do not miss those pregnancy hormones.
Me: [opening my mouth to speak] Husband: Actually, no, not during the first 3 months. During those months, all you did was sleep. That gave me tons of time to catch up on some video-games.
Me: [rolling eyes] Husband: Never mind, I’ll be quiet now.
Me: [patting husband on back, as if to say “good boy”]