…you ask your husband to bring down the fluffy, pink doggy and he asks, “which one?”

…you have the following conversation:
Me: “Look at her new pink tutu!”
Husband: “She has a lot of pink tutus.”
Me: “Does she need another pink tutu?”
Husband: “She is a tutu baby!”
Me: “So, what do you think?”
Husband “I don’t know put it in the Enchanted Garden nook and we’ll think about it.”

…when husband, on his way down to do the laundry, asks, “do you want me to wash the whites first, or the pinks?”
Not the whites or colors, mind you. Just whites or pinks.