This, my friends, is the first time that my nails have seen polish
SINCE I GAVE BIRTH.
(oh, and by the way, even though I had a C-Section, is it still considered “giving birth”? Twin and I were trying to figure this one out, this weekend, and neither of us knew the answer.)
Pretty color, right? I think it’s a good transitional shade.
(oh, and do you want to know the ultimate trick that will inevitably get a stalled labor started? Getting a manicure, with a color that you would NEVER want to have on your fingers whilst giving birth. You see, if you choose a hue that you know that you would hate to see in the millions of new baby pictures you would be taking if you did, in fact, deliver, on that day, then,by laws of science and life and mommy, that would be the manicure that would be immortalized. You’d probably be in labor that night. You don’t believe me? Look at my daughter’s first pictures. There I am, staring into her bright, baby eyes, with bright coral nails.)
Now that I have human-like nails again, let’s talk next item on the agenda:
tracking down info on baby-friendly-pedicure options.
What?
Are you really that shocked?
Nothing’s cuter than pretty pink baby piggies,
right?
Wait,
what is that you say?
Oh,
the only thing cuter than pretty pink baby piggies are pretty pink baby piggies PAINTED in pretty pink polish?
You hit that nail right on the head.
Or, toe,
as the case may be.